How does he know the Smurf is gay? Does he have a Smurf “gaydar”? Been to several Smurf Gay Bars? Does he have experience with Sashay Smurf? Was he groomed by Hefty Smurf? Would he be OK if they used Smurfette instead? I have questions.
Spanning the Globe for Trivial Minutiae
How does he know the Smurf is gay? Does he have a Smurf “gaydar”? Been to several Smurf Gay Bars? Does he have experience with Sashay Smurf? Was he groomed by Hefty Smurf? Would he be OK if they used Smurfette instead? I have questions.