Your Intrepid Reporter (IR) finds themselves at a crossroads. As a result of of a Reduction In Force (RIF) at the Nether Wallop Parish Council, yours truly finds themselves back in purgatory, adrift in a sea of abject mediocrity. The news and review game is a dark and moronic beast. It tears you asunder like so much Chipotle and Natural Light.

The setback is temporary but the glory lives forever.

As keeping with modern times and methods of international journalism, I have taken it upon myself to become my own news and review organization. We’ll cover the world, or as far as we can cover it in a 1998 Honda Accord missing two hubcaps and with a Hootie CD permanently lodged into the slot of it’s aftermarket SONY CDX-3002 Radio CD Player.

Movie and TV reviews. Game reviews. Guest Columnists. Guests of all stripes. Stripes of many guests. Pokemon talk. Seduction, international intrigue, and the unwashed world of politics. Star Wars figures. The beautiful people. Newsmakers and Taste…. takers. Or whatever it is they bring. We’ll have it. I have been assured by our benefactor and owner a free range on any and all articles. No item is too small and no story too pedantic. No person beyond reproach.

World History starts again today. Or tomorrow.

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